February 2012
He’s gone from talking about birds to talking about female circumcision.
This podcast is making me very uncomfortable.
“Just before I go on, if you think you’re hearing a bird noise,...”
– Is my uni serious or…?
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“I hope you have an absolutely intellectually rockin’ time”
– What is this podcast? Why are you doing this to me QUT?
Introduction to Human Rights and Ethics is so overwhelming and the lectures haven’t even started yet.
Help.
Remember when I got really drunk at my school formal and hooked up with every boy and one of them was Jackson?
And now I have to send him a text that says “Happy 6 months, baby”
Wow.
First day of uni is going fucking stupidly.
I could not possibly be more unhappy than I am right now.
Once again my step dad is packing his things and my mum is screaming divorce related things at him.
Could you guys wait until like 9pm for this? I’m trying to uni.
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Jackson: I have every Nickelback song on my computer.
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Jackson: They actually have some pretty good songs.
Me: Omg.
Facebook: Emily Woodford has gone from being "In a relationship" to "Single"
I just realised that when I was in hospital they took my necklace off me and now I have no idea where it is because it wasn’t with the other stuff that they gave back to me so I’m just really worried that it was in the paper bag that they put my other clothes because we took the clothes/earrings and left the bag and holy fuck I will cry so hard if my necklace is gone because it was so...
“Man, did you see that blue getz out the front? P platers just can’t help...”
– Well actually I am, rude customer from my work, and that’s my blue getz you’re talking about and fyi I didn’t back into anything so how about you just shut the fuck up before I turn into the hulk.
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My boyfriend surprised me by getting the sexiest tattoo I have ever seen
So much sex for him until the novelty wears off
(If he dies of sexual exertion before the novelty wears off please don’t blame me it’s not my fault it’s just dfgbsdbjfhjfef. Dat shoulder)
Other things that are embarrassing about having an...
Having to admit to everyone that you’re with APIA (Australian Pensioner’s Insurance Agency)
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The beautiful moment when the guy that destroyed your car last night rings to tell you that he has no insurance…………….
ok m8
Things that were embarrassing at the hospital:
I had a lot of neck pain (whiplash) so they had to put a neck brace on me but because my neck is crazy thin they had to go and get one from paediatrics :( :(
The lady made me take off my shirt and bra, then put on a gown then take off the gown so she could examine my chest for bruising
I really just think she was seeing how many times she could get me to show her my boobs
Apparently my car is going to be written off.
Great start to my weekend.
Never driving again.
Fucking worst day of my life.
artforheartssake asked: Is your surname actually Woodford or do you just like folk festivals, I am confused...
“Don’t you have to pay like an import tax or something?”
– Stupid things that I said when Mum and I were discussing the costs of child adoption.
My step dad rang to ask me if he could borrow my car and I was like “Why are you ringing? Aren’t you home?” and he said “Ummm, I’m driving” then I looked out of my window
My car was already gone. Nice one.
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Ever since I changed my surname back to Woodford, Jackson keeps calling me Woody and it’s very annoying and I’m worried that people at uni are going to start it idk.
“This may sound weird but I read your tumblr.”
– First thing a girl at uni said to me. It was awks. (Hi if you are reading)
First day of uni starts at 9 today but I have to leave here at 7 because traffic is going to suck even though my uni is only 40 minutes away. Waaaaah.
I wanna keep staying home and being a bum uni is going to suck like it did last year and the year before that.
Maybe being at the campus and not being at high school will help. Idk Idk.
Remember yesterday when I tried to go to the petrol station for the first time but all of the streets around it were one way and I was coming from the wrong direction and I had to go around the block like 5 times before I could even work out how to get in there.
You guys don’t even want to know what kinds of stuff I did whilst actually filling up.
How did I even get a licence?
The Psychology in Professional Contexts course coordinator put a “Fun Stuff” tab in blackboard. So cute. Love her already.
I am already doing that weird thing that I do with assignment sheets and uni hasn’t even started yet. Cool.
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This weeks episode of Californication wasn’t even that good in terms of plot development but
There was something really crucial in Hank’s facial expression in the last few seconds of frames that showed an underlying aspect of his character that I haven’t really noticed before, or that hasn’t been put across so strongly in such a short period of time. Oh man, I really...
Made it to McDonald’s and back with the midget in one piece. A+
Taking my little sister in the car. I am scared.
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Got my license at 12:20 today. Only just got home from driving all day. Mum is sending me out to get dinner. Strangley excited to get back in my car.
GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT.
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In the middle of the night last night Jackson woke me up and told me to move closer to the middle of the bed because I was too close to the edge of the bed and I might have fallen out. Then he patted my head while I fell back asleep.
He is so cute sometimes.