December 2011
Jackson just rang and said that he is taking me to dinner to celebrate our 4 months ~ Pointlessly adorable and probably sickening. 
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Just bought “We Need To Talk About Kevin” for $0.99 with free postage. If the book isn’t good I will feel so ripped off. Wasting so much money. 
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I have to go to Telstra today and I’m scared because I just want them to love me!!!!!!!!!! Hire me Telstra!!!!!!!!! You pay so well and I can bullshit about phones all day long!!!!!!!!
Dec 27th
Cannot even explain how crazy sex is whilst high. Cannot. 
Dec 27th
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Writing my cover letter for Telstra and eating the Christmas brie that everyone forgot about. Content. 
Dec 27th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Being allergic to prawns but eating them anyway because they’re delicious. Regretting it later when you can’t swallow and you’re all wheezy. So worth it though. 
Dec 24th
More than anything I hate when Jackson goes home because I just miss him so much it’s crazy and I have to wait until after lunch time tomorrow to see him again :( Clingy girlfriend 101.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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It’s crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow to everybody on your dick, no homo.
Dec 23rd
“She got an ass that could swallow up a g string and up top, uhh, two bee stings.”
– Songs that were written about me and my pear shaped body
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Mum took me shopping to pick out my Christmas presents and I got the prettiest things ever!!! We went to Prouds and I picked out a silver/crystal Guess watch and a really really pretty ring and ahhhh but now I have to wait until Sunday to get them :(
Dec 21st
In year 11 English we had a contract teacher for a term and I always made jokes about wanting to be his friend and going to see his music gigs and we gave each other nicknames. I hadn’t thought about him at all for the last year or so… Until about 10 minutes ago when he added me on Facebook :S I mean, it’s allowed because I’m not a school student anymore but it’s a...
Dec 17th
OP10
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Dec 17th
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My boyfriend sleeps at my house 6 nights a week and tonight is our night apart and HEJAKAKOQAJAH I can’t sleep alone anymore. Bed so empty. Emily so lonely.
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Ambiguous post.
Don’t try to use me. I know everything that you said about me (I.e. My face makes you want to vomit). Your fake apologies aren’t needed or wanted here. Don’t act like I’m the bad guy because I don’t want to associate with you anymore, I know you only want me because you have nothing else now. It’s all your own fault.
Dec 12th
My mum thinks our espresso machine is called “the cappuccino machine” ad today she told my grandpa that it can only make cappuccinos. Little tea drinker is so naive.
Dec 12th
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